Yes, I am a stalker.
am 22.07.2006 03:51:52 von tysteel3000
o. And indeed, it is true that I do
have some "issues". Yeah, you bet.
Now, while it is true that I'm a stalker, it's not Patrick Moraz that
I'm stalking. Seriously. Actually, I'm stalking someone else.
Please let me explain:
The person that I've been stalking all over the place is Jesus. No,
not just some guy named Jesus, but THE JESUS, Jesus Christ.. Just last
night, the angel Gabriel appeared to me and issued a restraining order.
I suppose that what I did last week was the last straw. What did I
do? Well, I showed up to one of the world's most exclusive country
clubs uninvited. I had heard that Jesus was playing golf with Billy
Graham and the Pope, so who could I not resist trying to sneak into the
place. I had to be escorted out by security. All I wanted to do was
touch his really cool flowing robe and watch him club the ball. Maybe
turn water into wine.
I will say that I'm very, very sorry about the intrusion. I hope we
are not on the verge of legal action in front of the heavenly
magistrate. I honestly will say that I'm getting help for my problem.
Peace out,
Ty Steel<
> Hi everyone,
>
> Yes, I must confess that it is true what so many have said about me at
> alt.music.yes ... I am in fact a sta
Re: Yes, I am a stalker.
am 22.07.2006 05:35:14 von kbhr
lker. It's time for me to face
> the music and admit what everyone knows to be true. I'm trying to get
> some help for my problem; I've enlisted the help of a couple of
> psychiatrists to help. I think it's time for me to come clean, as
> it's emotionally cathartic to do so. And indeed, it is true that I do
> have some "issues". Yeah, you bet.
>
> Now, while it is true that I'm a stalker, it's not Patrick Moraz that
> I'm stalking. Seriously. Actually, I'm stalking someone else.
> Please let me explain:
>
> The person that I've been stalking all over the place is Jesus. No,
> not just some guy named Jesus, but THE JESUS, Jesus Christ.. Just last
> night, the angel Gabriel appeared to me and issued a restraining order.
> I suppose that what I did last week was the last straw. What did I
> do? Well, I showed up to one of the world's most exclusive country
> clubs uninvited. I had heard that Jesus was playing golf with Billy
> Graham and the Pope, so who could I not resist trying to sneak into the
> place. I had to be escorted out by security. All I wanted to do was
> touch his really cool flowing robe and watch him club the ball. Maybe
> turn water into wine.
>
> I will say that I'm very, very sorry about the intrusion. I hope we
> are not on the verge of legal action in front of the heavenly
> magistrate. I honestly will say that I'm getting help for my problem.
>
>
> Peace out,
> Ty Steel
LMAO, dude, you're certifiable.LMAO! NQ all over the place!!
That was top-drawer self-deprication, Ty. Kudos.
--
Hop Man Jr
www.myspace.com/hopmanjr wrote:
> Hi everyone,
>
> Hilarity snipped <
> Peace out,
> Ty Steel
>
Dont worry - Chet is on his way to help you....Ac
Re: Yes, I am a stalker.
am 22.07.2006 14:28:35 von goon
tually, you have the year of birth wrong, but other than that...
Sue :)You were bad enough before. Why make it even worse?
S