#1: The spirit Hair gel
Posted on 2006-07-15 18:30:20 by tysteel3000
The Spirit Hair Gel (patrick moraz/Ty Steel)
I love styling my hair every day
arrogance and conceit marks my ways
Working for the Moodies was a blast
15 years ago they fired my ass
Now I'm broke, sold the corvette
I may look like a poodle or a chia pet
Suing the Moodies- from grace I fell
Now everyone tells me to go to Hell
If only I could make the past rewind
Now I'm playing your living room, I find
For I am broke
I play living rooms, I do
It's a matter of a rented steinway
and only $800
I'm desperate to play for you
Invite all your friends to come around
I'm longing to play for you
With the Moodies I paid all my dues
I can travel anywhere I choose
Do you know I need hair spray
And some Swiss hair gel to go?
On court tv, I thought I could win
My lawyer, he really did his best to spin
I like to wear my speedo really tight
Giving old ladies a silly good fright
If you'll let me dress real sharp
I can play your piano like a harp
Invite me to your home, if you're so kind
I'll sign autographs for you and mother
I'm in the door, for I am broke
I play living rooms, I do
It's just a matter of a rented steinway
and only $800
I'm desperate to play for you
Invite all your friends to come around
I'm longing to play for you
With the Moodies I paid all my dues
I can travel anywhere I choose
Do you know I need hair spray
And some swiss hair gel to go?
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