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| Moody Blues reunion dream-corrected [message #211156] |
Sat, 05 March 2005 08:04 |
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Here is an edited version of the Moody Blues reunion dream. I improved
on the grammatical errors on made on the other post. This is how it
should be presented.
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The other night I had a dream about a Moody Blues reunion. I was very
much touched by it, and I think my life has been changed forever! Let
me tell you all about it.
In my dream, one of the most beautiful and serene dreams I've ever had
in my
lifetime, I dreamt that I saw a wrinkly Justin, John, and Graeme walk
out onstage. They began playing "lovely to see you" as the opener,
but they didn't seem to have much energy. In fact, they looked like
they were wheezing and Justin kept looking around for the glass of
water. John was winking so much that his eye lid suffered from
temporary paralysis and he could no longer wink at the front row. He
looked like a tired dog in his last fight. Graeme just kept smiling
like a happy canary, but that was because he wasn't REALLY
playing the drums; it was Gordon who provided the main pulse.
Then all of the sudden, out of the blue, comes this thunderous keyboard
intro. The already bored audience jolted out of their seats. Alas,
who
could it be? Was it a bird, was it a plane, was it....
Then, all of the sudden, the curtain started to rise, and there he was,
Patrick Moraz, the legendary rock keyboardist. He was playing the
intro to "The Voice" with such majesty and power that even Justin
crinkled
his nose in satisfaction and ran out to the back to grab his frilly
shirt. He started to play some hot guitar licks like never before.
There was even a
twinkle in John's eye, and funny that this time the 'twinkle' wasn't
from the
shine of the woman's breasts he was leering at in the front row.
Graeme Edge was so shaken up that he knocked over his drum kit and
exposed was the ghastly sight of a nude Katherine Harris giving him a
blow job. The Moodies played with renewed energy and vigor, like they
haven't in many, many years.
A fan by the name of "Skyvoice" was seen in the front row trying to
hang himself with an electric cord screaming, "how can it be!
Moraaaaaz! Nooooooooooo!." Other people were seen dropping like flies
after they drank cynaide laced kool-aid
and saying, "the end of the world is near!"
After the band finished off a moving rendition of "the voice", Justin
gave Patrick a compliment and said, "wow, you haven't missed a beat.
You still sound great."
To that, Patrick shrugged his shoulders and sneered, "what did you
expect, Mike Pinder?"
John Lodge was still in la la land and of course totally oblivious to
the conversation as he kept flirting and winking at a woman in the
front row with
the sagging breasts that looked like dried up prunes.
John popped a couple extra viagra pills for extra stimulas. He was
off
in his own little land of makebelieve.
Then all the sudden, a bald headed, stuttering man burst onto the stage
yelling, "follow your bliss!"
The audience was puzzled and perplexed as the bald headed, eccentric
man kept running around the stage holding up copies of a DVD nobody
wanted called "lost performance" and shouting "I can sign it for
you....please, please visit Mike Pinder.com." Then he started
cheerleading around the stage holding up a crass "lost in a lost world"
bumper sticker.
"thinking is the best waaaaaaaaaaay to travel", exhorted the man who
was the Moody Blues former founder and keyboardist, Mike Pinder.
This really hit a raw nerve with John, and he couldn't believe that
this pipsqueak had the audacity to come out onstage and steal his
thunder. Instead of the ladies focusing on John, the indulged their
vanity by staring at Mike's shiny bald head to gaze at their
reflection.
"Only I can can say silly catch phrases and sell crass products here.
I deserve it!", fumed John fumed to himself as the steam blew out of
his ears and and his face turned crimson red from rage.
"Buy me wine bottle. Only $100! Come to me website at johnlodge.com.
Pay me $15 every month and maybe I'll talk to you in me chat room and
I'll tell you about me water rats. I take american express and
cashiers check!", John shouted as he held up a crass $100 bottle of
cheap wine to the crowd.
John then angrily ran up to Mike Pinder, and as one not to be outdone
in the catchphrases department, he then yelled at the top of his lungs,
"keep the faith!"
Mike, seeing this was a duel of who could yell their silly catchphrase
the loudest, reciprocated by screeching "thinking is the best way to
travel!" They both began shouting each other down.
"keep the faith!"
"thinking is the best way to travel!"
"music is not something you retire from!"
"lost in a lost world"
"question!"
"i'm the melancholy man, that's what I am!"
"don't answer lies!"
"follow your bliss!"
After their screaming spree, an exhausted and hoarse Mike began
preaching to the crowd, "It's because of ME that the Moody Blues were
successful. I had a hand in the writing and arrangments of all of
their songs. check out my website and you will see. what I say is as
good as gospel truth!! I brought the mellotron. if it wasn't for me,
justin & john wouldn't be where they are today. it's all about me,
me, me, me!"
The moment that Patrick heard this, and hearing something like this in
his ego-centric world was unforgivable, he became very irratated and
starting
yelling at Mike,
"No, it's because of me that they are here today! I saved the band on
Long Distance Voyager. I saved the Moody Blues. You only played a
little, measily mellotron while I can play 20 different keyboards at a
time not only just using my hands, but using the toes of my feet as
well! I paid my dues. The Moodies are an essential band in terms of
what they do for the people who come to the shows. It's all about me,
me, me me!"
It became a clash of egos as both Mike and Patrick began shoving each
other around on the stage. Justin and John ran over to Graeme's drum
kit
for cover as the fists started flying.
Then all of the sudden, someone ran out onto the stage and yelled,
"let's do my song!"
It was none other than Ray Thomas, who had retired a couple of years
back. He was drunk, drunker than a skunk. He was staggering around
with a beer bottle in his hand, and looking for a fight.
"Honestly, I didn't come back to sing my bloody songs, but I can't miss
a good brawl!", Ray slurred as he cracked the beer bottle over the
rail. He then staggered towards Patrick and Mike, and he started
pursuing them around the stage and shouting, "i'm going to get you,
fatty!"
The crowd roared in delight as it had been YEARS since they had seen
Ray so happy and animated. Ray was back, finally.
Unfortunately, I woke up from my dream and I wished it had gone on a
little bit longer. what a dream it was! I thought I'd share it with
you. That is what I'd call a Moody Blues reunion!
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| Re: Moody Blues reunion dream-corrected [message #211159 ] |
Sat, 05 March 2005 22:00 |
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Ty, you're such a fucking asshole. You're so bitter because you can't
afford to leave your trailer and go to a show so you have to live in a
little fantasy land that makes you think people give a shit about you.
Clue: they don't. Now go back under your rock like a good little BOY
and leave the people here alone. It was much more pleasant when YOU
were gone.
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| Re: Moody Blues reunion dream-corrected [message #211160 ] |
Sat, 05 March 2005 22:57 |
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JustMe wrote:
> Ty, you're such a fucking asshole. You're so bitter because you
can't
> afford to leave your trailer and go to a show so you have to live in
a
> little fantasy land that makes you think people give a shit about
you.
> Clue: they don't. Now go back under your rock like a good little BOY
> and leave the people here alone. It was much more pleasant when YOU
> were gone.
Why don't you lighten up and pull the pole out of your ass. I wrote
the story in my own attempt to be humorous and sarcastic. Go play tag
with the 18 wheelers on the interstate, will ya?
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| Re: Moody Blues reunion dream-corrected [message #211161 ] |
Sun, 06 March 2005 00:32 |
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Your attempt failed. You're not humorous or sarcastic. You wrote it to
target people in particular although you tried real hard to not name
names. You're a pathetic little worm. Blech. I'm too busy living life
to play on the interstate but you're welcome to go play there if you
like.
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| Re: Moody Blues reunion dream-corrected [message #211163 ] |
Sun, 06 March 2005 02:04 |
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JustMe wrote:
> Your attempt failed. You're not humorous or sarcastic.
Who cares what you think? I thought it was damn funny! Because so
much of the story mirrors reality. In fact, I forwarded the story to
the email contacts of both johnlodge.com and mikepinder.com
>You wrote it to
> target people in particular although you tried real hard to not name
> names.
You're full of it. If I wanted to target anyone in particular, I
wouldn't be obtuse. I'm not one to mince words.
>You're a pathetic little worm.
You mean, like the worm that's at the bottom of the tequila bottle?
> Blech. I'm too busy living life
Where is this so called "life" we've heard so much about? It seems
that your pathetic excuse of a life revolves around whatever I post
here. Because whenever I post something here which doesn't smell of
roses, you are on it like a fly to shit.
> to play on the interstate but you're welcome to go play there if you
> like.
Ladies first.
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| Re: Moody Blues reunion dream-corrected [message #211164 ] |
Sun, 06 March 2005 02:44 |
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I'm sure the admin. at johnlodge.com will get a good laugh out of your
story, just as everyone else does. Only it won't be a laugh because
it's entertaining, it'll be a laugh like the ones you usually get, you
know, the ones that make fun of you because you're such an idiot. If
you notice, I don't post here much; only when you act like such an
asshole and I feel compelled to remind you once again that you are
despised by most people here and everywhere else for that matter. You
deliberately alluded to someone who is my friend and I stick up for my
friends. I wonder if you would too? Wait, I forgot, you have no
friends. Yep, it must be miserable to be you. I feel sorry for your
family! Back to reality..............you have fun, now, with more of
your fantasies.
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| Re: Moody Blues reunion dream-corrected [message #211166 ] |
Sun, 06 March 2005 06:08 |
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JustMe wrote:
> I'm sure the admin. at johnlodge.com will get a good laugh out of
your
> story, just as everyone else does. Only it won't be a laugh because
> it's entertaining, it'll be a laugh like the ones you usually get,
you
> know, the ones that make fun of you because you're such an idiot. If
> you notice, I don't post here much; only when you act like such an
> asshole
Who made you cyber-cop here? Go mind your own business.
>and I feel compelled to remind you once again that you are
> despised by most people here and everywhere else for that matter.
What's it to you?
> You
> deliberately alluded to someone who is my friend
I "deliberately" alluded to someone? I didn't allude to anyone in
particular! Like I said, if I wanted to call someone out, then I would
just do it. I've done it before. I wouldn't be vague.
>and I stick up for my
> friends. I wonder if you would too? Wait, I forgot, you have no
> friends. Yep, it must be miserable to be you. I feel sorry for your
> family!
Save your pity and instead try to collect some loose change so you'll
have enough bus fare to visit the state hospital. I'm sure you'll love
those slippers with the smiley faces.
>Back to reality..............you have fun, now, with more of
> your fantasies.
Well, sure seems like I'm a big part of yours, and that's really too
bad for me as I don't need any attention from the likes of you.
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| Re: Moody Blues reunion dream-corrected [message #211168 ] |
Sun, 06 March 2005 18:59 |
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Ah, Ty, I do love reading your juvenile little ramblings. Okay, I
confess. I really don't give a shit about you or anything you have to
say. I just love screwing with you and getting a rise out of you.
LOL! You must enjoy it too, otherwise you wouldn't respond. Hey,
here's an idea, just DON'T respond to anyone anymore. Then we'd all be
happy. And you damn well singled someone out in your little "story".
But that's okay, everyone knows you're an asshole so I'm pretty sure it
didn't bother said person that much. They probably laughed at you just
like everyone else does. Have a nice day, cretin!
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| Re: Moody Blues reunion dream-corrected [message #211176 ] |
Mon, 07 March 2005 04:26 |
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tysteel43 [at] aol.com wrote:
> Unfortunately, I woke up from my dream and I wished it had gone on a
> little bit longer. what a dream it was! I thought I'd share it
with
> you. That is what I'd call a Moody Blues reunion!
Ty, dearie...you still haven't awaken from that dream. Please, why
don't you go drink some "cyanide-laced Kool-aid."
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